The other night, I was watching MTV Jams. They were doing some type of countdown - the Top 9 of 2009. Darrius comes in just as Beyonce's "Video Phone" video starts playing. This is Darrius' take on the video and Beyonce.
Darrius: Hmph! Every since she married Jay-Z, Beyonce's been showing her "stuff" a lot.
Me: (giggling) Beyonce's always shown her stuff. She always wears skimpy outfits.
Darrius: Not like that. Lookit. She's wearing the one-piece outfit. She shouldn't dress like that when she's married to Jay-Z.
Darrius continues watching the video for a few seconds.
Darrius: I feel sorry for Jay-Z, having people look at your wife and all that and she ain't wearing any clothes.
Slowly shaking his head, Darrius exits - stage left.
Here's Beyonce "showing her stuff" with Lady Gaga in "Video Phone"
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